Don't Trust A Fairy

Don't Trust A Fairy





A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but
an opportunity like this will never come again.

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than
me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92
years old.


Tell Me what is the moral of the story...... ?

The Obedient Wife.

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of

his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I want

you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I

want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart,

that when he died, she would put all of the money into the

casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was

sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next

to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the

undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

"Wait just a moment!"

She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the

box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the

casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said,

"Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in

there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I cannot go back on my word. I

promised him that I was going to put that money into the

casket with him."

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with

him!?!?!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my

account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he

can spend it."

Diary Of a Young Wife

Monday:

Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.

It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

Tuesday:

We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.

Wednesday:

I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved the rice anyhow.

Thursday:

Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.

It said, prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right.I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I'll try to be supportive.

Friday:

Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did,to my mum's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday:

Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it's little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance.

When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out "why me? why me ?"

Hmmm....It must be his job.